Fuuny Sms's And Jokes

CAT :How old r u?

ELEPHANT :5 years..

CAT :oh! But U look big?

ELEPHANT :Ya I am a "COMPLAN" boy..How old r u?

CAT :I'm 30 years old..

ELEPHANT : oh!! 30? U look so small?

CAT : Ya I'am "SANTOOR" girl....



Hi, When I want to see u
I closed my eyes.
When I need ur presence
I read ur msgs.
When I want to hear ur voice
I just throw a stone on Dog.


Teacher : U failure. At ur age
Bill gates stood first in the class.
Student : Yes sir, but at ur age
Hitler committed suicide.

I enquired evrytng abt "u".
gud family,
gud character,
gud looking,
fine personality,
no bad habbits,
calm going.

so,pls., can u marry my dog "JIMMy" ?


New Xam pattern.
1999 : Answer all the questions.
2008 : Write 2 questions.
2015 : read only qstns.
2020 : thnx 4 coming.

Hai Friends Its For UUU..........

Have a "Heart" that never Break$,
Have a "Smile" that never Fades,
Have a touch that never Hurt$,
Have a "Friendship" that never Ends
Like Ours!



One day u"ll ask me what's more important to me,
U or MY LIFE?
I"say MY LIFE & U will walk away not even knowing that
Friends like U r my life!



There are many stars but moon is u,
There are many friends, but the best is u,
To forget me that's up to u, to forget u,
I will never ever do.


If u r a Chocolate, ur the sweetest,
If u r a Teddy bear, u r the most huggable,
If u r a Star, u r the Brightest,
U r my FRIEND! U r d Best!


Friendship is all about three things -
winning, losing and sharing,
wining your firnd's heart,
losing your ego and
sharing joys and sorrows.