CAT :How old r u?
ELEPHANT :5 years..
CAT :oh! But U look big?
ELEPHANT :Ya I am a "COMPLAN" boy..How old r u?
CAT :I'm 30 years old..
ELEPHANT : oh!! 30? U look so small?
CAT : Ya I'am "SANTOOR" girl....
Hi, When I want to see u
I closed my eyes.
When I need ur presence
I read ur msgs.
When I want to hear ur voice
I just throw a stone on Dog.
Teacher : U failure. At ur age
Bill gates stood first in the class.
Student : Yes sir, but at ur age
Hitler committed suicide.
I enquired evrytng abt "u".
gud family,
gud character,
gud looking,
fine personality,
no bad habbits,
calm going.
so,pls., can u marry my dog "JIMMy" ?
New Xam pattern.
1999 : Answer all the questions.
2008 : Write 2 questions.
2015 : read only qstns.
2020 : thnx 4 coming.
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